.	GREAT MONEY QUOTES AND QUOTATIONS
Spike Milligan	Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Bill Vaughan	Money won't buy happiness, but if will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
English Proverb	A fool and his money are soon parted.
Voltaire	When it is a question of money, everbody is of the same religion.
Henry Youngman	i've got all the money i'll ever need if i die by four o'clock.
Woody Allen	Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Oscar Wilde	When i was young i thought money was the most important thing in my life, now that i am old i know that it is.
Unknown	The rael measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
Satchel Paige	Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Anonymous	Money does make all the difference. If you have two jobs and you're rich, you have diversified interests. If you have two jobs and you're poor, you're moonlighting.
Eddie Cantor	It takes twenty years to make an overnight success.
George Bernard Shaw	A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Charles Dickens	Annual income twenty pounds,annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.
Groucho Marx	Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since i dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Marlon Brando	Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.
John Maynard Keyes	The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
P.T.Barnum	Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Bernard Levin.	It is assumed that when anyone gets into debt, the fault is entirely and always the fault of the lender.
John Paul Getty	If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Edgar Watson Howe	A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles.
J Paul Getty 11	If you can count your money then you are not really a rich man.,
.	MISCELLANEOUS QUOTES AND QUIPS
Fred Allen	A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
Earl Wilson	Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Mary Quant	Having money is rather like being a blonde. It is more fun but not vital.
Winton G Rossiter	If it ain't broke, don't fix it-unless you are a consultant.
.	ALTERNATIVE MEANING OF WORDS!!
Bachelor (Ed Wynn)	A man who never makes the same mistake twice.
Bore (Bert Leston Taylor)	A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
Classic (Mark Twain)	A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Cynic (Oscar Wilde)	A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Future (Ambrose Bierce)	The period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Love (Jerome K Jerome)	Love is like measles, we all have to go through it.
Nation (Dean Inge)	A Nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by a common hatred of its neighbours.
Pessimist	The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole.
Year (Ambrose Bierce)	A Period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments
Compromise	The Art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes that they got the biggest piece.
Benjamin Franklin	Creditors have better memories than debtors.